ways to tell the temperature

1) how hard I have to squeeze to get toothpaste to come out

2) are the beers slushy, popsicles, or did the bottle cap pop off?

3) how many times the engine turns over before it catches.

4) how frozen the reused peanut butter container is in the morning.

5) how hard it is to spread the real peanut butter.

6) contact lenses are slushy or frozen solid?

7) how unpleasant putting on deodorant is.

8) how quickly the instant oatmeal gets cold

9) what sort of frost develops overnight

10) what the truck says